1 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:05,255 ♪ Touché away ♪ 2 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:11,970 ♪ Touché away ♪ 3 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,061 ♪ Touché away ♪ 4 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,399 ♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪ 5 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:36,119 Long, long ago in the days of knighthood 6 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,497 the black knight was a real hood 7 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:42,501 because he kidnapped a beautiful, young princess. 8 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:46,129 Oh, come on, Blacky-Boy, let me go, will you? 9 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:47,673 I wanna cut out. 10 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:50,133 I mean, like, I'm nothing to you, you know? 11 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:53,303 How come you always gotta play the big, bad hood? 12 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,264 You insecure or something? 13 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,808 Look, baby, somebody's gotta play the heavy bit. 14 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,309 Now, quit bugging me. 15 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:02,437 Well, could you loan me a dime? I should make a phone call. 16 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,939 Okay, so call already 17 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:06,191 just get off of my back, will you, doll? 18 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:09,403 Hello, operator? Get me Touché Turtle. 19 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:11,613 And reverse the charges. 20 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:14,992 Remember, Dum Dum 21 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:17,661 "a brave deed a day keeps evil away." 22 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:20,414 Oh, that's real poetic, Touché. 23 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:22,833 Then what's the brave deed for today? 24 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:25,961 We'll know as soon as I get the daily distress call. 25 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:30,215 Now, where did I put that phone? 26 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,052 Touché Turtle here. 27 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,597 What? A kidnapping caper? 28 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:39,474 Don't go away, I'll get right on it, ma'am. 29 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,561 It's a 602, kidnapping without a permit. 30 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:44,855 Quick, Dum Dum, my sword. 31 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,649 Thank you. 32 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,777 Touché away! 33 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:57,618 I must've "Touchéd" when I should have "awayed". 34 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:04,082 Crashing this castle will be a hassle, Dum Dum. 35 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:07,711 You case the rear, whilst storm the portal. 36 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:11,673 Oh, boy, Touché, that's keen strategy. 37 00:02:14,925 --> 00:02:16,720 Okay, Mr. Black Knight 38 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,847 you better get grip on yourself. 39 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,391 I'm booking you on a 602. 40 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:23,268 I got a keener idea, shorty. 41 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,978 I'll get a grip on you. 42 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:30,192 Duh, what's a 602, Touché? 43 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,486 Oh, be quiet, Dum Dum. 44 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:38,700 This diabolical device is the ultimate weapon, Dum Dum. 45 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,702 It makes the Black Knight's weapons 46 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,205 as obsolete as the bow and arrow. 47 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,666 Hm, he is so right. 48 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,800 I discovered something about the Black Knight, Dum Dum. 49 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,928 Yeah, Touché, he's a big copycat. 50 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:04,351 Do not fear, princess dear, your rescuer is here. 51 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:07,312 Are you for real? You must be funnin'. 52 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,607 If I'd wanted a laugh, I'd have called Yogi Bear. 53 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:13,568 I need rescuing in the worst way. 54 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,779 That's the way I do it, lady. 55 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,781 Pardon my iron glove. 56 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,829 Duh, I think you got him scared, Touché. 57 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:25,997 I think you're right, Dum Dum. 58 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,375 He's scared, he's gonna kill me. 59 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,671 Stand clear, Dum Dum. 60 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:36,758 I'll have to resort to brute force to smash that door down. 61 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:40,262 Touché away! 62 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,311 Did you ever have one of those days 63 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,355 when everything goes wrong? 64 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,650 Duh, the way the Black Knight hangs on to the princess 65 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,485 you'd think they were married. 66 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:59,364 Married? Dum Dum, that's it! 67 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,534 No, no, not that!' 68 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,370 Let me outta here. Help! 69 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:08,206 Help! Help! 70 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,666 That wraps it up. 71 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,294 The Black Knight took off like a herd of birds. 72 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:13,795 Yeah, yeah, Touché. 73 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,007 But what did you say that scared him off like that? 74 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:19,092 Reverse psychology, Dum Dum. 75 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:22,428 I told him the princess was out to marry him. 76 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:24,514 How ridic. 77 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,601 Can you imagine a luscious doll like me 78 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:30,103 marrying a kook like Blacky? 79 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:33,732 I go for the hero type like you, Touché. 80 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,985 You cuddly little rascal, you. 81 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,029 Me? 82 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,822 I'm too young to go. 83 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,617 Touché away! 84 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,663 Come back, my hero! 85 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:52,000 Why fight it? It's bigger than both of us. 86 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,128 Come back, doll. Come back. 87 00:04:55,253 --> 00:05:00,133 Oh, why wasn't I born rich instead of so handsome?